I hope it studies things like throwing beer cans, tires, and shopping carts in the river. Term papers should include studies on and interviews with the River King and various River Rats. Class should be taught from a fleet of rafts on the river (floatopia).
Thanks to my brother for the photo of his actual syllabus.
In other Penn State Fayette news, one of his professors said, "Whenever I hear country music, I get diarrhea." I'm sure this professor was promptly heckled and sacrificed to the YoughNess Monster.