Okay, I unfortunately have no pictures of either of these. I do have a different one lurking on my own phone that I need to post.
Church signs are always fun. Especially at Christmas, although this year wasn't as fun and brought boring signs. Last year gave us "Congratulations, Mary and Joseph! It's a boy!"
They have nothing on the church down the road from me, though. Their signs have included complaints about the devil, not listening in sermons, and Easter having nothing to do with bunnies. One of their best was, "America, it's not working. Go back to God" and the more recent "1 cross + 3 nails = 4given."
Up the road a little farther is a Christian bookstore with a trailer serving as a mobile chapel, which actually doesn't appear to be very mobile since it's always there. And looks a bit rusty.