Are there hookers in Uniontown? Yes. Yes there are. Gallatin Avenue is famous for them, and I encountered them on occasion after dance class. If you're having Pretty Woman fantasies, you'll get them--if your Julia Roberts is wearing sloppy sweats with her hair in a messy bun, but not in the way teenage girls and sorority sisters rock that look.
I recently moved to Washington. Yes, I had just moved to Pittsburgh in February, but roommates getting engaged and leases ending around the same time means new apartment for me. Allegedly, my block is full of drug dealers and prostitutes, but I have seen no real evidence of this. And I would no. Either way, it's like I'm back home!
Fayettenam shows up all the time. It's probably a good thing I stuck it in the blog's name. Fayettenam is also a pretty well-known term. In fact, it showed up in the novel American Rust, and we need to talk about that book as soon as I remember. I've been meaning to mention it since I started reading it months ago.
What does Montessori's tuition cost? Your child's soul. I once joined a Facebook group called "I Am the Way I Am Because of Verna Montessori." That should explain everything. If not, how about this? I used to get stomach aches every single morning before elementary school and cried--sobbed--multiple times in school. Now I don't go to church anymore.
Buddy Murphy's pizza is indeed awesome.
As for Buffalo Bill...
His house is here.