Wednesday, August 29, 2012

Man Assaults Family Because of Chicken

Forget finger-lickin' good--this chicken is ass-kickin' good.

A Fayette County man assaulted his son and daughter-in-law when they served him baked chicken instead of fried. He's in jail with $20,000 bail.

This guy has to have other issues, whether it be something emotional or substance-related or a general history of violence because normal, well-adjusted people just don't assault people over chicken. You guys, STOP.

And once again, what is it with people and food in this county? I'd understand if the lack of food was the problem, but people are consistently getting violent because of preparation and quality.

Man, could you imagine what this guy would do if someone gave him, like, a soy chicken patty?

1 comment:

  1. I dunno, a kid once tried to beat the crap out of his friend at my high school cuz his buddy took some of his french fries... That school had some really good fries...