Did you know there's a ferry in the Nam? Neither did I. And that might be because it's just sitting idly in the Mon and no one talks about nice, cool things around here. I try, but y'all are more interested in crime. Can't blame you, though.
Anyway, the commissioners are trying to decide what to do with it. I'll spare you the long musings and get straight to the point: get this shit running!
Or, you know, I'll hop in a raft on the Yough next summer and ferry people myself and sneak you alcohol and stuff and you can pay me in Bud's pizza...or more alcohol.