Oh, the beauty of this rare Pirates winning season and what I can only assume was a slow news day and excuse to find some crazy rednecks to put on TV: WTAE ran a segment on Fayettenamese being unable to watch Pirate games on TV because local cable providers don't have the station.
Don't get me wrong, not having access to watch your team play certainly sucks, but why is it news? Why is anyone going to Dino's ever news? Seriously, did someone just get word of this and decide to run with it because of the possibility of bizarre, quotable people? If I'm right on that, they went to all the wrong bars. You need the dives to deliver on that.