Can we please get someone to read all Fayette County news stories as Oprah? I mean, they don't really need the added ridiculousness, but who cares?
That's not such a bad dream, though. The last time I had a memorable dream about Fayette County, it was about a sniper on the rooftops of Uniontown. I think I was on prescription decongestants at the time. Thank you, Fayettenamese drug lords, for not stealing them!