The Nam on Facebook: Yolanda

This is an old one I had saved and forgotten about, but here ya go! Meet Yolanda, an ill-fated Barbie at a Geibel dance.

Yolanda's caption reads, "She went hog wild. Curiously, no one commented on a disgusting Barbie doll named Yolanda sticking out of the ice tub. Not the teachers, not the upperclassmen, not the parents. I guess that's the kind of school Geibel was."

Especially curious considering just a few years later, another Barbie was allegedly found in the cafeteria, and a former teacher allegedly yelled, "What is this bullshit!?" but that Barbie was also allegedly naked and maimed.