Wednesday, September 19, 2012

Amateur Strippers

So, a woman was arrested for stopping cars in Uniontown and offering to strip for money. Guess where she was? Around Gallatin Avenue. I feel bad for that dude who's trying to keep it a no-ho zone.

Naturally, the woman freaked out when the cops came and just kept on freaking out in her holding cell.

I'm not gonna judge how ladies choose to make their money, but can we at least keep the profitable stripping (or free shows, for that matter) to the Philly Corral? That way people know they're getting strippers and the strippers can trust the customers (mostly). Make smart decisions, ladies!

1 comment:

  1. I have a soft spot for Gallatin Avenue... Mom Maruca's pizza is the best in the City of UT. No contest.