Nam Christmas Tree?

Okay, this actually came from a non-Fayettenamese Facebook page, but I feel like it could have. Or will inspire people. After all, this is tame compared to last year's deer Christmas tree, not to be confused with the time I was at a party where a deer was skinned.

Fun fact: this came from Jeff Dunham's Facebook page.
His character Bubba is SW PA favorite. I know this from experience.