Tuesday, October 16, 2012

The Nam on Twitter: Winning the Lottery

'Honey….we goin truck shoppin' RT @AshlieWTAE: PA #lottery ticket worth $225k sold in #FayetteCounty
10/15/12 11:16 AM

Alternative ways to spend that money:

  • Farm animals. Bonus for goats or sugar gliders.
  • Cigarettes or snuff
  • More lottery tickets
  • Chocolate-covered bacon at the fair
  • Tickets to Clarks shows
  • The State Theatre
  • Sherwood's
  • Lifetime supply of Bud Murphy's pizza
  • Lifetime supply of Nguyen's cucumber rolls and miso soup
  • Lifetime of skating at Divito Park The Ice Mine
  • New huntin' gear
  • The nicest raft for the Yough
  • About a day's worth of your drug of choice
  • Train ticket to depart from Connellsville
  • Lifetime of rides on the FACT bus
  • Lifetime supply of either Redstone or Colebrook candy
  • Day trip to Nemacolin
In all seriousness, congratulations to the winners! Now, remember where you came from.

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