Sunday, July 24, 2011

All Hail

Youghiogheny rafters, behold your ruler: The River King.

He's very tan, plays music loud from what we think is just an old boom box--usually DVE but indulged in some Britney Spears and Kesha (fuck that dollar sign!) last week--has a motor for his raft, and always flies those two flags. And waves to his subjects, no matter whether or not he's seen you before.

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