Fred's tweets read more like the average Fayettenamese citizen. An extreme caricatured version, yet still accurate. His bio, for example, reads, "Disabled. Father of 8. Hate the five-0, CYS, and my PO. Separated from Freda due to emergency PFA. Love quads, mt. dew, and being a BAD ASS."
As for the tweets?
Trying to teach my dog to steal copper.
7/10/12 7:54 AM
My water got shut off so it looks like I'll be febreezing myself.
7/10/12 7:32 AM
Busy day of taking down my Christmas decorations.
7/10/12 7:31 AM
Typically, it does a good job of being funny and accurate without getting too mean, which is easy to do when talking about Fayette County.