No, Seriously, You Guys Don't Understand. We've Been Waiting for This Olive Garden for 15 Years

Olive Garden is still the most exciting thing everyone is talking about (even the haters). In fact, the recent Olive Garden posts are among my most popular recent posts. But this is good--it means people aren't committing the world's most bizarre crimes and it keeps us off the Kiss Morning Freak Show, except for old appearances showcased in their "Today in Freak Show History" segment.

ktd71589 @LittleJanelleS I still haven't been there and I really don't get how all these people can afford it. Lol 1/5/13 5:32 PM

Apparently, it's actually not busy around 3:00 in the afternoon.

bsheetz7 No wait at olive garden. Suck it @LittleJanelleS 1/7/13 3:13 PM

Meanwhile, the novelty of TJ Maxx has worn off, and I guarantee indifference to Michael's when it opens.

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