Sunday, April 3, 2011

Guess What Someone Stole Again?

If you guessed anything but drugs, you're wrong. What else would we steal? Sure, sometimes people steal purses - like this one time late one night after dance class when one of the mothers left her purse on the front seat of her car when she came to get her daughter and even as a child I thought she was dumb - but a lot of times, it's drugs.

It's bad enough when they're stolen directly from the pharmacies, but sometimes that's just not good enough. Why steal from Rite Aid when you can steal from a defenseless little old lady? Who cares if she needs her medication, right?

That's exactly what happened in Smithfield recently.

If I ever end up with a home nurse, I'm going to be one of those crazy cranky old ladies who's paranoid and shouts obscenities at everyone and accuses them of stealing. I won't be able to help it. I'm a product of my environment.

For those interested, the pills were oxycodone. The last time, it was vicodin. Place bets for Fayette County's next stolen prescription drug now!


  1. Sometimes your blog makes me sad and think about how much people suck. I think it's time for a positive Fayette County story, just so I don't slump into a depression.

  2. I'll try, but don't count on it.

  3. Janelle, I took dance at Katy Lyon dance center my entire life. Someone smashed a woman's window in one night and stole her purse. This was when I was younger. Is that the instance that you're talking about? I was there at the dance center the night it happened if you're talking about the same thing. I thought she was stupid too.

  4. No! This was at the Fayette School of Ballet on Main Street, across from the Prom Shoppe. This means ballerina moms are being robbed blind.