Monday, May 23, 2011
Even More from Twitter!
Any rational human being should be confused and maybe a little sad right now.
I've been to plenty of weddings in this county. I've even been in a few. You may be shocked to learn that no armed guards were present -- not even at a Halloween one where some (but not nearly enough. Losers.) put on costumes after dinner.
So whoever said this either wanted to be on the radio -- and at the rate the Nam is going these days this is highly likely because the shenanigans just WILL NOT STOP -- or seriously believes this. Also highly likely.
There is one other possibility: The caller may have confused "armed guard" for "crazy relative with a shotgun." Not that I've seen that either, but it's bound to happen.
Now, how about a blast from the past?
Remember that creeper who called 911 and sexually harassed the female dispatchers? He made the Morning Freak Show.