Any rational human being should be confused and maybe a little sad right now.
I've been to plenty of weddings in this county. I've even been in a few. You may be shocked to learn that no armed guards were present -- not even at a Halloween one where some (but not nearly enough. Losers.) put on costumes after dinner.
So whoever said this either wanted to be on the radio -- and at the rate the Nam is going these days this is highly likely because the shenanigans just WILL NOT STOP -- or seriously believes this. Also highly likely.
There is one other possibility: The caller may have confused "armed guard" for "crazy relative with a shotgun." Not that I've seen that either, but it's bound to happen.
Now, how about a blast from the past?
Remember that creeper who called 911 and sexually harassed the female dispatchers? He made the Morning Freak Show.
This is silly. I have been to like 800 Fayette County weddings, which were all very lovely. Doesn't anyone realize that The Summit, Nemacolin Woodlands and Fallingwater are in Fayette County? These are amazing places to have a wedding. Sheesh.
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