Monday, June 20, 2011

When Ya Gotta Go, Ya Gotta Go

Oh, Fayette County, you've been so tame recently. Nothing bizarre or out of the ordinary. No crazy stories like naked men defecating in front of houses. Wait, what?

This guy asked a woman if he could use her bathroom. Whether or not he was naked at the time is unclear, but either way, she refused and I don't blame her. But nature can't be stopped, so he did the only logical thing he could--he went right in the street in front of the house, walked back to his car, put his underwear in the trunk, and left.

He told police the defecation "was due to a medical condition." But what about the nudity?

Seriously, though, mental illness could be a factor. Just a guess.

No one pressed charges and he was told not to do it again.

I wish him the best.

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