Okay, the Nam is no stranger to arson. People just like to burn down buildings here, the most famous incident being when I was in high school and an arsonist was running around Connellsville setting tons of buildings on fire without getting caught for a while.
Fun fact: a friend of mine was asked out by a guy that turned out to be an arsonist, but I'm not sure if he was the arsonist. We've had too many to be sure. We even have a new one!
This dude's been sentenced to up to 10 years for 12 arsons. He was also a former volunteer firefighter. So...did he get bored or something? What's the deal? I don't get it. I mean, arson is bad enough, but a firefighting arsonist? I don't get it!
Oh yeah, he's also the same dude who stole that ambulance a while back.
Speaking of boredom, some other dudes did go around damaging vehicles out of boredom.
First of all, the cops don't care how bored you are. In fact, no one cares how bored you are and no one is going to say, "Oh, you were bored? All right, then. Off you go!"
I know there's not much to do in Fayette County, but seriously, you can't come up with anything else? In my next post, we shall explore the plethora of recreational activities the Nam offers.
A.) Was he trying to create his own job security for a volunteer position? B.) I have considered how convenient it would be to have an ambulance of my own. C.) Favorite recreational activities of mine have to be watching the Halloween and May Day Parades in UT, hiking at Jumonville (or as some people say, Jumon's Ville), and going to the Gabe's and the flea market(s).
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