Adventures in Site Analytics

Okay, so someone got to this blog by searching "best places to have sex in fayette county." I blame the sex offenders for this.

As for what the best places actually are? I have no idea. But if I had to guess...

• Laurel Mall movie theater projection room.
• Any other empty part of the Laurel Mall
• Laurel Mall parking lot
• Penn State parking lot
• Sherwood's
• Casparis
• Ohiopyle
• A coke oven
• The Yough

Conversely, the best places to not have sex:

• The Yough
• Eat N Park. There's a security guard on duty.
• Any of the patches