Sunday, June 10, 2012

Adventures in Site Analytics

Okay, so someone got to this blog by searching "best places to have sex in fayette county." I blame the sex offenders for this.

As for what the best places actually are? I have no idea. But if I had to guess...

  • Laurel Mall movie theater projection room.
  • Any other empty part of the Laurel Mall
  • Laurel Mall parking lot
  • Penn State parking lot
  • Sherwood's
  • Casparis
  • Ohiopyle
  • A coke oven
  • The Yough
Conversely, the best places to not have sex:
  • The Yough
  • Eat N Park. There's a security guard on duty.
  • Any of the patches

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