Wednesday, June 6, 2012

Texts from the Nam: More Retail

My brother has informed me that in addition to an Olive Garden, Uniontown is also getting a Kohl's and TJ Maxx. We're moving up in the world!

Still, such rumors--mainly about Kohl's--have been circulating for a while, so I'll believe it when I'm in TJ Maxx buying four pairs of sweater tights made from bamboo. Again.

Now, if only the rumors of the alleged massive movie theater would come true. I'll take anything other than both terrible Carmikes. Then again, would a bigger, nicer theater really matter? Two have already gone to shit, so a third would just be inviting more shit. Just one more theater for broken seats, a sticky floor, leaky roof, and projection-room sex.

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